he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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