fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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