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Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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