Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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