Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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