I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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