People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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