I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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