you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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