Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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