I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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