Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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