I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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