escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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