marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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