oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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