is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
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Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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