this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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