it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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