I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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