i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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