Grow some girl-balls and come out already
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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