Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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