idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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