is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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