i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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