if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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