Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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