Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I intend to get homeless drunk
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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