i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I could have mohawked her pubes.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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