So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
well you can't waste a boner
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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