She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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