told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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