How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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