He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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