i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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