I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I need a beard to bite.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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