just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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