either way he was missing a nipple.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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