YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
