Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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