The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Why is there bacon in the couch?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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