Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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