just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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