David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Never joke about your clitoris.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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