Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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