New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I love you. Go after that dick
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
