i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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