We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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