My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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