I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize