You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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