Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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