just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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