If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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